Hey, mach1frh?
Jeg tok i hvertfall spøken med Hondacapsen.
Litt sånt må da være lov. Har fått langt verre ting på mail fra widing!
madmax skrev:
hehe ingenting personlig ment fra min side...men det faktum att dere kjører honda gjør dere til rice-boys og jepp har problemer med og fordøye honde accord og japsebiler generelt,no kjører ikke jeg amcar til dagen har oxo ettt unevnelig merke som jeg kjører som bruks,men det er iallefall ikke en ricer.......oxo driver vi litt med bikkjer og lastebiler,hundeutstillinger kan være mere spennende og adrenalinfylt enn det største amcartreffet eg har vært på (power big meet westerås) så det er helt rett interessene er allsidige og takk skaperen for det.men det faktum att att folk kaller seg noe dem ikke er blir likevell feil eg kjører vogntog,har to amcar's bruker cowboy hatt og boots når anledningen byr seg men eg går ikke rundt og kaller meg cowboy fordiom kansje jeg er en liten wannabe cowboy eg oxo men jeg kjører iallefall ikke ricer.....
LOL! Du vet vel egentlig ikke hva en ricer er for noe, gjør du vel?
Nå er jo ricer et ord som vi har adoptert fra amerikanerene, og da kan det være på sin plass å få litt hjelp fra den andre siden av dammen til å definere ordet "ricer". Husk at det er mye sannhet i en god spøk
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103 Ways to Tell if you are a Ricer
103) You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.
102) You have aftermarket FRONT wheels for racing but stock rear wheels.
101) Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque.
100) You even painted your wheels to match the same color of your car.
99) You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission
98) DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for.
97) Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts.
96) A chameleon lizard undergoes fewer shade changes than your custom paint scheme.
95) Your rims and tires are so large, that you have to install the tire / wheel from underneath the car because it simply won't fit in the wheel well going in from the side.
94) The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you've only had it 6 months...
93) Your tires / rims stick out from the lip of your car by more than 1".
92) Your paint job is from the WRONG end of the color spectrum.
91) You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the fender.
90) You see cars like yours in a Shriner's Parade for Children and clowns are driving them.
89) You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system. Or you just decide to save money and you cut a hole in the bottom of the coffee can and stick it on your exhaust pipe.
88) Your Eclipse GS-T hardtop has a "SPYDER" emblem on the rear...
87) Your sum knowledge of suspension is: "the more negative camber, the better the handling."
86) You push your car through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs.
85) You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings.
84) Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light...
83) The back lighting in the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod work long before the actual gauges are hooked up.
82) You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds!
81) You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot.
80) You install clear cover and brake lights.
79) You install colored bulbs in your aftermarket clear lenses.
78) You ever put neon on the bottom of your car, and then busted it on the first speed bump you went over.
77) You painted the UNDERBODY of your car to match
76) If your rear spoiler is taller then you are.
75) If you can fist f*ck your exhaust tip
74) You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!
73) If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you've done to your engine yet.
72) Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second faster due to weight savings.
71) EVERY car in your class has a turbo pushing double digits worth of boost.
70) You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang
69) You want the 'wastegate' sound, but don't want to install a turbocharger system.
68) You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as the Chevy Corvette.
67) The automatic version of your car runs 2 seconds faster in the 1/4mile.
66) If the 1970 Plymouth Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does.
65) You think the Civic is a sports car...
64) A torque converter does NOTHING for your car.
63) You think a whining farty noise = the sound of high performance
62) If you think that horsepower is far more important than torque
61) If you have ever claimed that switching to a cone filter has given you more than 5 HP.
60) If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights.
59) If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your E/T.
58) Your baseball cap is always on backwards when you drive (the first sign of mental retardation, wearing your clothes backwards).
57) You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai...
56) If you removed your side view mirrors and put them at the TOP of the door / window frame.
55) If you think rap is 'speed' music.
54) If you think MOMO is 'absolutely required' to go fast.
53) Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed.
52) Your four cylinder has four exhaust pipes ("Hey, one for each cylinder!")
51) The color of your interior upholstery hurts the cones and rods in other people's eyes.
50) If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect.
49) If you have installed driving lights to compensate for headlight blackouts / tape.
48) If you think that 180 horsepower and 185 lb/ft of torque are impressive for a modified engine.
47) If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed.
46) You think pushrods are a bad thing…
45) Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds.
44) Every Honda you EVER owned, all the way back to your 1978 Accord was either a V-Tec or a TYPE-R.
43) You took your rear seat out and gutted your interior for weight savings but you installed 400 pounds of electronics, neon, DVD, Sony, etc.
42) If you gutted the interior to save weight on a car that you will never take to the track
41) You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that everytime you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts.
40) You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche.
39) If you can estimate that your car makes more than 250 HP without ever running it at the track or getting a dyno reading.
38) You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine.
37) If you have ever thought Hyundai and "performance" went hand in hand
36) If you've ever gone to a parts shop or speed warehouse and asked for a 1" to 6" exhaust adapter...
35) If you've ever contemplated adding "TYPE-R" stickers to your Sonata
34) If you've removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself ...
33) If you have more neon lights on your car than a strip club...
32) You put Kanji on your Ford ZX2, Ford Probe, or Mercury Cougar ...
31) You own a "TYPE-R" Hyundai or Mazda.
30) You couldn't afford headlight masking, so you just painted them with flat black Krylon and it's peeling. Badly.
29) You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp.
28) You own a V-TEC Hyundai or Mazda (especially a V-TEC rotary engined Mazda RX-7)
27) You have neon INSIDE your car or in your ENGINE compartment
26) You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s.
25) If it takes you 8000rpm to reach 30mph from a dead stop
24) You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool
23) You spend $500 for a giant hand welded tube for a muffler with the weld marks extremely visible
22) If you paint your drum brakes to simulate Hi-Po calipers
21) If you install fake Hi-Po caliper / disc simulators
20) You have a front wing.
19) If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14 inch wheels with disc style wheel covers
18) If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a weed whacker
17) If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool
16) If you think colored head lights work better
15) Clear tail lights and turn signals. Theyre colored for a REASON!
14) If you take mom's 4 door Honda accord and do any kind of mod to it
13) You drive a Ford Escort station wagon with Kanji, wide tires, and 50 Cent stickers on the rear hatch
12) You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car.
11) You claim how if you went from a roll you would have beat him.
10) You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic.
9) You claim you lost because he must have been on the juice..
You fly past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory.
7) After losing you flip your opponent off... rev your motor and fail to break the wheels loose even around a corner.
6) You tell everyone about how you lost the cop because of your "driving skills".
5) You are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin?"
4) You drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents.
3) You can relate to every line of the song "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by the Offspring
2) You take offense when I say.. "your sister is like your car.. small, tight and relatively easy to get into."
And the Number One reason you might be a ricer if... (drum roll)....you are a skinny, long chain, nightgown sized shirt, both ears pierced, doo-rag wearing fag with Timberland boots!
Denne karen sier det nokså klart,
Sukhoi på cuda-challenger.com skrev:
"I agree with what people are saying,
These ricers give import racers a bad name. alot of japaneese "ricer" cars are actually d**n good sports cars (Supra, NSX, skyline ($$$$) 300zx, 3000gt etc...)"
Som du ser, det går i grove trekk ut på at man styler bilen sin med ting som de fleste andre enn ricerene selv syns blir for mye, og ikke minst for jævlig.
Videre kan man se at fokuset er på utseendet på bekostning av motor og kjøreegenskaper.
En fyr med en originalt utseende NSX kan nok ikke beskyldes for å være en ricer, kusker man rundt i en streit Concerto kan man ikke kalles ricer, men om man fiser rundt i et glassfiber-palass av en Civic med 90 hester, så vil nok ricer-stempelet passe.
Du ser forskjellen...?
Jeg vil muligens finne på å kjøpe meg noe amerikansk (Mopar, åffkårs
) som bruksbil senere, om jeg finner noe jeg kan leve med i praksis.
Det vil si et relativt lavt bensinforbruk, en viss grad av driftssikkerhet, akseptabel grad av kollisjonssikkerhet, og gode nok kjøreegenskaper.
Men dette er noe japsene er veldig gode på å kombinere...
Desto lavere utgifter jeg har på bruksbilen, desto mer kan jeg legge i Challengeren. En avveining mellom fornuft og hobby.
Forresten, man kan faktisk rice en amcar, bare se her:
Og til slutt vil jeg bare si at jeg hadde opprinnelig mest lyst på en sportslig japansk sleeper, men mye takket være en svart Dodge Charger 500 og en svært tolerant holdning fra eieren så jeg amcarlyset!
Hadde jeg bare møtt "ha-ha, dummer ricer-boy"-holdninger, så skulle jeg ikke hatt amcar, uansett faen. Gidder ikke å bli assossiert med den slags folk...
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